Single and ready to reply with sarcastic remarks to any form of affection because that’s the only way I know how to mingle
"some sort of gel emerged"
AHAHAHA OH WOW
“Together they put all of their clothes in a pile on the floor, where the dog lives.”
will graham tries to solve the mystery of who’s been smoking all the Weed with the help of Harijuana Lecter
EPIC LIFE HACK *MUST READ!*
Sometimes i pick the grass from my neighbors yerd and put it in my own so i? the grass greener oh the other side? No anymore
whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal